ASK HORSE

Anonymous said: are you going to ever post more

fuck you maybe someday

OH WOW THATS AN EASY ONE ACTUALLY

YOU SEE ONCE YOUR MOM IS POUNDED HARD ENOUGH IN HER FAT CUNT BY YOUR FATHER, SEEDLINGS RACE TO HER EGG INSIDE AND ONE GETS TO BE A CHILD LIKE YOU. THEN SHE SCREAMS FOR A FEW HOURS AND CREAMS OUT A BABY.

AND REALLY PRESERVING A FETUS ISNT HARD EITHER. ITS PRETTY MUCH LIKE CANNING TOMATOES 

Tag(s): #HORSE

WE CREATE PUDDING FROM THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES, (COWS) 

YES IT IS A DELICIOUS TREAT, TOO BAD MY FACE IS SO LONG, I HAVE TO RAM THAT SHIT DOWN. STILL GOOD THOUGH.

Anonymous said: ANY RELATIONSHIP ADVICE?

IF THERES A SPECIAL PERSON OUT THERE THAT YOU THINK IS PRETTY HOT, YOU GO RIGHT UP TO THEM, GRAB THEM BY THE ARMS, PULL THEM VERY CLOSE TO YOUR BODY, AND BITE OFF THEIR FACE. IT IS THE SWEETEST THING ANYONE CAN DO FOR ANOTHER. MAKE SURE YOU SWALLOW ALL OF IT, YOU MUST ASSURE THEM YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF THEIR FLESH.

gabrielpheles said: Do you like horses or humans? meh~

I DONT FUCKING CARE?!?!?? SO LONG AS YOU ARENT A FUCKING COW I DONT CARE. ILL PUT MY GENITALS IN WHATEVER I DAMN WELL PLEASE WHETHER IT BE ANOTHER HORSE, A HUMAN, A TOASTER, 

Anonymous said: WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I CELEBRATE THE BIRTH OF MY DADS ENEMY 

gabrielpheles said: Where do you bought that horse mask? e.e it' so fucking cool <3

THIS ISNT A MASK ITS MY FACE YOU ASSCOW 

IF I TOOK IT OFF ITD BE TAKING MY HEAD OFF MY SHOULDERS

Anonymous said: HAIL THE ALMIGHTY SAVIOR ZEUS

FUCK ZEUS WITH A FAT COW COCK. 

OH BUT IF YOURE UP ON OLYMPUS ANYTIME SOON TELL HELIOS HELLO 

gabrielpheles said: Why you are so sexy?

SATAN BIRTHED ME AMONG A LITTER OF 72 OTHER HORSE BABIES.  I HAD TO FASHION MY WAY TO THE TOP TO GAIN HIS LOVE

Anonymous said: HAIL SATAN

FUCK I PUT THE S ON BACKWARDS. IM GONNA GET IT FROM THE BIG MAN NOW.